How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.