Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.