Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.