What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.