What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.