Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.