Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy