Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies