How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss