How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."