What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.