What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.