What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.