What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.