What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !