Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.