Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..