Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..