A cross-dresser.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
They both got nailed
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
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