Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."