How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !