Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"