What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".