What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.