How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.