When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.