When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear