When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight