Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch