What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.