What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.