What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.