What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.