What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.