Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.