Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.