Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .