How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license