What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!