What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!