How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.