How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.