Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*