What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do you torture Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.