How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!