Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Linen
They were afraid of Stalin.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Lacoste intolerant.
Math hue.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
They pay their debts on time.
Testicles.
Because they're shellfish.
2p or not 2p, that is the question."
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
I feel like a million bucks"
Depresso.