Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Who is not buying this
To get to the other tide!
Dirty looks from the mouse !
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.