Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier