Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!