What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned