What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation