What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes