What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!