What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."