What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."