What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself