What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries