What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)