Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.