What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.