Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG