Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG