Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
soup
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Bawdy wash.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
We're on our sixth.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Their Linens
It doesn't need cleaning
Because that I totally get.
Wanna go ride bikes?
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Because he was married
Khal Pacino.
Soviet Onions.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.