Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
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A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
JUST-ICE
Banned from
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Stew.
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I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
You add 24 carrots.
The plot thickens!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
They were too Cutler-y.
He wanted to see time fly!
