What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !