What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.