Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Alien versus Predator.

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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.