Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.