Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke