What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.