What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar