Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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A little stiff.

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Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.