Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.