Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!